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Words of Wisdom by Marc Sharky
1) It is easier to get into a thing than it is to get out. 2) Never forget - they are always the enemy. 3) To err is human, to forgive is divine; to forget is asking for it again. 4) When you start to take your job seriously, get another job. 5) You don't want to go to jail. 6) It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad. 7) If you decide to run with the ball, just count on fumbling and getting the shit kicked out of you a lot, but never forget how much fun it was just to be able to run with the ball. 8) Sons and wives can scatter like the wind and never be seen or heard from again, but your daughter is always your daughter. 9) Bake until your done, then go home. 10) Bop till you drop. 11) It's easier to beg for forgiveness, than ask for permission. 12) In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. 13) Every win is not a victory. Every loss is not a defeat. 14) Do things that feel good, and only as long as they feel good. 15) It is impossible to look toward the future, if you keep looking over your shoulder at the past. 16) The essence of any hierarchy is retaliation. 17) Work hard; play hard; die young. 18) Life is like a penis, when it's soft you can't beat it, when it's hard you get screwed. 19) You can think, you can plan, but life never ever turns out the way you think it will. Reality, just like everything else, is subject to your perception. 20) The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence regardless to their chosen field of endeavor. 21) Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. 22) When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. 23) Even if your on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. 24) In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing. The worst thing you can do is nothing. 25) You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. 26) Never talk about politics, religion, or people's mothers. 27) Never eat anything bigger than your head. 28) Never put peanut butter on a dill pickle. 29) Never mix Jack Daniels with ANYTHING. 30) If you can't think of something nice to say, say something completely ludicrous so they don't know what you mean. 31) Everything is relative to where you are standing at the time. 32) The universe is really big. 33) God is really cleaver. Man is not. 34) Love will overcome all that money cannot buy. 35) Dreaming is healthy. 36) When nothing can go wrong, it will. 37) Nothing is ever as simple as it seems. 38) Everything you want costs more money than you have. 39) If you fool around with a thing long enough it will break. 40) If you try to please everybody, somebody is not going to like it. 41) It is a fundamental law of nature that nothing ever quite works out. 42) Don't fuck with fate. 43) If you explain something so clearly than no one can misunderstand, someone will. 44) Whatever you want to do, you have something else to do first. 45) If you stand to be counted, someone else might steal your seat. 46) Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. 47) Winning isn't everything, but losing sucks. 48) Woman - Can't live with 'em; pass the beer nuts! 49) The only cure for true ugliness is more beer. 50) In all emotional conflicts, the thing you find hardest to do is usually the thing you should do. 51) If you can't be good, be good at it. 52) When the shit hits the fan, it does not dispurse equally. 53) Our lives are ruined by first our parents, and then by our children. 54) Assholes are born that way and seldom change. 55) If a policy or procedure seems really dumb, you can be sure insurance reasons are behind it. 56) Avoid anyone who describes himself as a simple man. He will complicate your life beyond belief. 57) Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due. 58) If you get down on your knees to anyone, your in a great position to get kicked in the face. 59) Take it easy and if it comes that easy, take it twice. 60) Broken hearts always heal, if you disregard the scar. 61) If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle em with bullshit. 62) If you have to plagiarize, at least go way back. 63) Sometimes you eat the berries, and sometimes the berries eat you. 64) Only worry about things you can change. 65) Life is too short to socialize with assholes. 66) Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. 67) A nation declines when its people become too serious to set their heart on toys. 68) If ifs and buts were candies and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas. 69) Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug. 70) Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person. 71) Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans. 72) Never ask a lawyer or accountant business advice. They are trained to find problems, not solutions. 73) Beware of the person who nothing to lose. 74) Never cut which can be untied. 75) Be bold and courageous. When you look back on your life you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the things you did do. 76) Take care of your reputation. It's your most valuable asset. 77) Commit yourself to quality. 78) Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 79) One day in the game is worth a lifetime of memories. 80) There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. 81) Ride it till it crashes. 82) It's not what you've got, it's what you give. It ain't the life you choose, it's the life you live. 83) Anything worth owning is worth cheating for. 84) You can't tell which way the train went by looking at it's tracks. 85) One advantage to being disorderly is that you are constantly making exciting discoveries. 86) Shared pain is lessened, share joy is increased. 87) It is levity, not gravity that holds our world together. 88) Don't take any shit from anybody. 89) If you believe in forever, than life is just a one night stand. 90) Progress is made by lazy men in search of an easier way to get things done. 91) Promises must be kept, especially promises to children. 92) A person who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for. 93) Live as you will have wished you lived when you are dying. 94) When turkeys mate they think of swans. 95) All of us are ignorant, just about different things. 96) The secret of life is enjoying the passing of time. 97) Argue for your limitations long enough and they will be yours. 98) Failing to plan is planning to fail. 99) No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. 100) When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. 101) It is said a picture is worth a thousand words. However the word "MARGARITAVILLE" is worth a thousand pictures. 102) Take me drunk, I'm home again. 103) We are inclined to believe those we do not know because they have never deceived us. 104) The dice don't know you lost the last throw. 105) Education is what you get from reading the small print, experience is what you get from not reading it. 106) You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. 107) Courage is often a lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information. 108) Be yourself - no one can ever tell you you're doing it wrong. 109) Whoever doesn't love wine, women, and song will be a fool his whole life. 110) In Heaven, there ain't no beer, that's why we drink it here. 111) Birthdays should be taken with a grain of salt and a pitcher of Margaritas. 112) Always keep several irons in the fire. 113) After you've worked hard to get what you want, take the time to enjoy it. 114) Be a leader. Remember the lead sled dog is the only one with a decent view. 115) Don't be called out on strike. Go down swinging. 116) Don't make the same mistake twice. 117) Never compromise your integrity. 118) Do it right the first time. 119) Don't accept "good enough' as good enough. 120) No one ever said on his death bed, "Gee, if I'd only spent more time at the office." 121) Focus on making these better, not bigger. 122) Be loyal. 123) Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you. 124) Be decisive even if it means you'll sometimes be wrong. 125) Be prepared to lose once in a while. 126) If something sounds too good to be true it probably is. 127) Live your life so that you tombstone can read "No regrets." 128) Don't expect life to be fair. It isn't. 129) Don't expect money alone to bring you happiness. 130) Be willing to loose a battle in order to win the war. 131) Loosen up and relax. Except for rare life and death situations, nothing is quite as important as it first seems. 132) Strive for excellence, not perfection. 133) Learn to listen. Opportunity sometime knocks very quietly. 134) Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come ninety percent of all your happiness or misery. 135) Be brave. Even if your not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. 136) Never give up on anybody. 137) Make new friends but cherish the old ones. 138) If you don't have the time to do it right, when will you have the time to do it over? 139) Always have a backdoor out of all situations. 140) There is a world of difference between making a living and making a life. 141) If you don't have the time to fo it right, when will you have the time to do it over? 142) If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. 143) I’m not afraid of death. I’m afraid of an unlived life. 144) "The journey home is never a direct route; it is, in fact, always circuitous, and somewhere along the way, we discover that the journey is more Significant than the destination, and that the people we meet along the way will be the traveling companies of our memories forever." 145) "Insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results" 146) NO MAN OR WOMAN IS WORTH YOUR TEARS, AND THE ONE WHO IS WON'T MAKE YOU CRY! 147) The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good 148) Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. 149) Life is what you make of it. Sort of like play doh. 150) To know is to care. To care is to act. To act is to make a difference." 151) Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect; it means you have decided to look beyond life's imperfections." 152) Shit happens, and it just happened to me. 153) Don’t ever miss someone from your past because there is a reason as to why they didn’t make it to you future. 154) Losing someone doesn’t make me bitter or cynical about relationships or love. It only makes me realize that if I wanted so badly to be with the wrong person, how amazing it will be when the right one comes along. 155) Friends don't let friends take home ugly women. 156) Beauty is only a light switch away. 157) If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. 158) No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. 159) Even with your eyes wide open you can still be blind in Love.
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